Oh naïve little me.

hysterical cry-laugh-whimpering.

(Source: lipsgallagher, via liberal-lad)

stfuconservatives:

ipsadixit:

I weep in joy

“I may not say the n-word all the time, but I do say it a lot of the time.”

(Source: not-here-for-it, via stfuconservatives)

ihopericksantorum:

I hope that on April 1st Rick Santorum announces that his entire campaign was just a big joke and that everyone got fooled and we’ll all have a nice laugh about the whole thing and forget that he was ever seriously considered as a candidate.

(via thechocolatebrigade)

shanksinatra:

Rick Santorum Unveils Dystopian Horror Flick

The Hunger Games? Nope, this year’s hottest dramatic depiction of our nightmarish future is Rick Santorum’s ‘Obamaville’, a look at a ’small American town two years from now if Obama is reelected’. What will 2014 under Obama be like? The playgrounds are empty, rusted, and littered with children’s abandoned shoes, signs are painted in blood, the numbers on clocks are printed in Soviet-font, and the sun rarely shines. No joke, a campaign spokesperson said this teaser is the kickoff an eight-part miniseries.

if you haven’t seen this yet take a look, fucking ridiculous waste of money. looks like one of those fucking previews they showed during grindhouse lulz.

NOT APOCALYPTIC ENOUGH.

but really, aside from the fact that there’s a part of me living in denial that this is an actual campaign video, i have to laugh at what seems to a poorly veiled attempt to fulfill rick santorum’s dreams of a being a comic book superhero.

it’s just as ridiculous and as full of religious symbolism as the Carly Fiorina demon sheep ad from 2010, but this one is actually well-edited.  and we’ve been spared the creepy as fuck costumes.

ihopericksantorum:

I hope Rick Santorum gets stolen by Nicholas Cage and then given back because he’s unconstitutional

(via homemadedarkmark-deactivated201)

I just watched The Colbert Report from yesterday and holy shit I was sobbing with laughter that Rick Santorum actually made that comment about environmental issues.

Rick, I need you to tell me you’re just a realistic hologram or something that is not a REAL PERSON IN A REAL POSITION OF POWER.

oh god help me it’s funny because it’s horrifying.

labratintraining:

Perhaps my current favorite Onion article….

“I get that Romney’s just mouthing words he doesn’t mean and Gingrich is a really astounding hypocrite,” said Seattle voter Kara Gallardo, a lifelong Republican who nevertheless admitted she felt a creeping sense of dread as she began to grasp that the words uttered by Santorum could not be more heartfelt. ”But when Santorum says that contraception is dangerous because sex is supposed to be procreative, he is not messing around. If he becomes president, you know he sincerely plans to do something about it.”

“I mean, with the other guys, you can dig into their past and find at least some shred of rational thinking, even if they’re cynically downplaying it now,” Gallardo continued. ”But I get the sense Santorum is speaking nothing but his completely unfiltered thoughts. I know it’s weird to say this about a politician, but I sort of wish he were lying to my face at least a little.”

Oh, The Onion, you have a way of making me both laugh and cry at the same time….

I read this in Starbucks today and probably disrupted my gruff neighbor with my enthusiastic laughter. It almost doesn’t even read as satire, because that is literally how batshit he sounds.

(via stfuconservatives)

thisrockandrollrefugee:

The sequel:  Gay porn made out of Rick Santorum.

(via kurtblaine)

hogwartsandthetardis:

derperistical:

oh-my-godtier:

deanscowboyhat:

A Bad Lip Reading: Rick Santorum

i am crying so hard

omfg

FUCKjgksdkjl

Makes more sense than what he’s really saying.

I borrow meat…to provide for my putty tat.

(Source: handaxe, via strictlybecca)

ihopericksantorum:

I hope Rick Santorum feels a weird hair in his butt crack while taking a shower but can’t find it.  

(Source: )